If I were to stop knitting the Iris Warp at this very moment and find a use for it, it would become....
I am so mad at my team partner, the Iris Wrap, that she has been fired and frogged. My new team member has been chosen. It will be Penny Royal from the latest issue of Knitter's. A temporary member, The Not Knit Around Scarf, will be filling in until Penny Royal is up to speed.
The details of the estrangement are not necessary, lets just say that the team members--the Iris Wrap and Jenni--were in over their heads.